Jane Hudson ~ Hag Cinema

If Jane catches you making a phone call, she'll kick you right in the middle of your daily duties.
If Jane catches you making a phone call, she’ll kick you right in the middle of your daily duties.

 

"I still have what it takes to be a big, big star!"
“I still have what it takes to be a big, big star!”

 

"Of course, I forget how truly creepy I've become until I see myself in a full-length mirror."
“Of course, I forget how truly creepy I’ve become until I see myself in a full-length mirror.”

I am Baby Jane Hudson

"Maybe you've heard of me!"
“Maybe you’ve heard of me!”
"I was a big noise on the vaudeville circuit around the First World War."
“I was a big noise on the vaudeville circuit around the First World War.”
"I'm afraid my looks have faded some since then."
“I’m afraid my looks have faded some since then.”
"I'm still a fun girl, though!"
“I’m still a fun girl, though!”
"Inflicting emotional pain on my crippled sister Blanche is still the most fun I ever have!"
“Inflicting emotional pain on my crippled sister Blanche is still the most fun I ever have!”